Ten reasons why beer is better then a woman.

1. Frigid beer is good beer.
2. Beer never gets a headache.
3. A beer label comes off without a fight.
4. You can share a beer with your friends.
5. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
6. You can enjoy a beer every day of the month.
7. You always know your a beer's first.
8. A beer is never late.
9. Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
10. Beer tastes good.