Toast For The Right Occasion

Drunk guy: Here’s hoping you’re in Heaven ten minutes before the devil knows you’re dead.
Drunk girl: What’s that mean?
Drunk guy: It’s an Irish toast.
Drunk girl: Oh. Well, here’s to bread, eggs and cinnamon.
Drunk guy: Huh?
Drunk girl: That’s French toast

When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
--Old Irish toast

Eat thy bread with joy,
and drink thy wine with a merry heart.
-Ecclesiastes 9:10

I love to drink martinis.
Two at the very most.
Three I'm under the table.
Four I'm under the host!
--Dorothy Parker

Bar Quotes

" I feel sorry for people who don't drink.

When they wake up in the morning, that's

as good as they're going to feel all day ."

----Frank Sinatra------

New Drink Fetured at TINI BIGS

Kiss of a Scottish rose Recipe

3 ½ oz of Hendrick’s Gin

Splash of Rose infused simple syrup

3 to 4 cucumber slices

Candied rose petals

In a mixing glass add Hendrick’s gin , rose infused simple syrup and cucumber slices. Next muddle all ingredients together until the cucumbers are well broken down, add ice and shake with shaking tin for about 10 to 12 shakes. Strain into martini glass. Finish with candied rose petals.